WANTED!
ESCAPED FERRET
This little rascal escaped from the academy. He is not mean, just very disrespectful. He is not cut out for services. If found: his name is Moustache. He does communicate in our language but if you chirp at him, sometimes he chirps back.
Please contact Phlegm Soupy Stephanie.
📞 555-5565
WANTED!
CHRONAL FRAUD
Wanted for attempting to sell Timeline Customization Machines, only to swindle people into buying empty boxes. Upon confrontation, the perpetrator claimed his machines simply "only went forward in time and at regular speed."
He may be armed and dangerous, or he may not be.
Report to the Chronologue Collegium.
WANTED!
RESONANCE THIEVERY
Subject was captured by hand-drawing fleeing the scene of a local farmer's Dream Silk Farm. Do not approach. Believed to be of nefarious and wicked intent.
Please contact the Gendarme Headquarters if subject is spotted.